Infomercial
6 March 2024
When I was a child something new came to TV. Mind you this was the 90s somewhere in a 3rd world country, where we only had 3 channels (There was a mythical 4th channel that was only available near the capital, and those lucky enough to live near the border could get other channels from neighbouring countries but I digress). The shows were repetitive and stupid, they always featured Americans trying to sell you something that you didn't really need or some strange exercise machine. A local phone number was pasted over the American one for you to call to order the product. Often they had scantily clad models in brightly colored 90s exercise wear, smiling as they used an exercise machine that was so unconvincing that even a child like me was skeptical.
This was all very fresh and exciting and almost every house had something that they ordered out of curiosity. It would be a couple of years before there would be local faces in these infomercials, probably it was just cheaper to import the American footage instead of filming new localised footage, kind of like Power Rangers but magnitudes more lame. But despite that I watched a ton of them (We only had 3 channels). Often the infomercials would play at late night, when there weren't any TV programs and just before the channel would play the national anthem and go off air. We only had about 18 hours of TV, 24 hours of entertainment was a distant dream.
Fast forward to the information saturated 21st century, I was in bed, watching Youtube videos about tech stuff. I often get into a phase where I get into a new hobby and I start researching something, I compare different product reviews, understand the little differences between them, get a big picture view of the different companies and their strengths and weaknesses. Youtube is really convenient for all these things, I can waste hours just discovering new products. After all that time spent on research, I will then buy an entry level product and then lose interest in a couple of months. It's not healthy, but that's just the cycle that I am trapped in.
At least it's not exercise equipment.
I'd be nostalgic, but times really haven't changed much. I'm still watching videos of hyperactive Americans trying to sell me something late at night.